For some reason this has been stuck in my head for the past week…

“F**K You” performed by Sleeping With Sirens

Original music & lyrics by Cee Lo Green

Having just watched Lady Gaga’s new video, several things are apparent:

1.) Gaga wants to shock us with lots of sticky suggestions of her lady business

2.) This is Gaga’s most 80’s throwback-Madonnaish sounding single to date

3.) Gaga has had some ballet training in her past

4.) Gaga is done torturing the Muppets…did my political activism work?

“I believe magic is real. I believe fantasy is real. I live halfway between reality and fantasy all the time.” - Lady Gaga

Shpfff…big deal. I do the same thing when I take my little blue pill with a bottle of Pinot Grigio! 

I honestly thought these were the lyrics when I first heard this song…

In my last two posts, I was very hard on both Katy Perry and Lady GaGa…perhaps unfairly. I mean, let’s face it: these girls are sweet but complete morons so we shouldn’t expect much from them.

Plus it could be a lot worse. They could be the most disgusting, ridiculous thing ever: Justin Timberlake.

Not only is Mr. Timberlake a complete idiot, he also managed to develop vocal nodules on both his chords. This is an astounding feat of vocal technique when you consider AutoTune® does most of his singing for him.

Moreover, Mr. Timberlake is “bringing sexy back,” because, apparently it went away at some point. And, apparently, “Them other boys don’t know how to act” which is to say: them boys can’t bring sexy. I actually agree with Mr. Timberlake on this point. I don’t how to bring sexy wherever I go. If I at an airport, I’m pretty sure I’d have to check all my sexy along with my liquids and gels before going through security.

But there’s good news ladies - and maybe some gentlemen - Mr. Timberlake thinks “it’s special what’s behind your back.” And you don’t have to do anything except turn around because he will “pick up the slack.” Don’t you just love a good ass raping.

That’s officially the gayest song ever written…even gayer than Judy Garland singing “The Trolly Song” from “Meet Me in St. Louis.”