Having just watched Lady Gaga’s new video, several things are apparent:

1.) Gaga wants to shock us with lots of sticky suggestions of her lady business

2.) This is Gaga’s most 80’s throwback-Madonnaish sounding single to date

3.) Gaga has had some ballet training in her past

4.) Gaga is done torturing the Muppets…did my political activism work?

They say you should dress for the job you want. But how do you dress like guy who choreographs Celine Dion’s right arm???

I have a few of her songs on my iPhone. Plus I think she’s the one female pop star making all the right moves at the moment. 

Having said that, I think it’s morally reprehensible for what she did to Kermit The Frog and his extended family. No Muppet should have be slain so brutally for the sake of a coat. I don’t care HOW fabulous it is…