I’m so bummed that Tina turned down the Academy Awards when they offered her the hosting gig. Nevertheless, these two broads were FUNNY and, while they weren’t as edgy as Ricky Gervais, they managed to KILL at the Golden Globes this year. I was upset that there wasn’t more of these two. Tina and Amy deserve more than just a short monologue at the top!

This video: YES…just, yes! If award shows would feature more stuff like this, the Academy Awards would be a much more tolerable experience.

…I love this woman!!!

Oh Cynthia!

Oh Cynthia!

Kate Flannery does Neely O’Hara!!!

HAHA! This is sooo wonderfully awkward…god I LOVE Babs. She’s insane, but I love her…

Just because…

This made me laugh so hard!

Glee…barf!

I’m watching the episode of “Glee” (I know…I know, but there’s nothing else on) where New Directions goes to NY to compete.

The show’s depiction of New York is totally warped. (Much like their depiction of high-school, singing and tolerance). I think it’s morally irresponsible.

New York is not a clean, white oasis full of tea shops and stuffed animals. If you try to give a loved one a bouquet of flowers in CP, someone would shoot you. Oh, and if you ran into Patti LuPone and said “Ms. LuPone! I’m your biggest fan!!!” she would rip up the program you’re holding in your hands…yup she’s a bitch in real life.

Attention fans of AbFab: There’s going to be a movie! Creator Jennifer Saunders recently told the Times that Patsy and Eddie will be stumbling their way through a full length feature very soon. ”Yes, I’m definitely going to do it,” Saunders said. “I’m aiming to shoot this in a beautiful part of the Riviera. I fancy the south of France in the spring.”

LOVE THIS GUY!!!

LOVE THIS GUY!!!

Big Bird has a gay, Mexican cousin named Abelardo? He lives at Plaza Sésamo…the joke writes itself.

Big Bird has a gay, Mexican cousin named Abelardo? He lives at Plaza Sésamo…the joke writes itself.

…2 weeks off medication

…2 weeks off medication

“Dieses Fest muss klappen, sie werden bereuen mich nicht zu mögen!!!”

Hey Arnold! What is Opera?

Ruth? Hmpfh! Just like I stated, she’s overrated; a big no-brainer with enormous feet! Why not forget her? I’m so much better. My name’s Carm Helga and I’m awfully sweet!”